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40-year-old mom refuses to let her friend's thieving 10-year-old daughter stay at her house unsupervised, friend freaks out: 'Is there anything she could have stolen that’s worth the price of a friendship?'

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Mom tells 3.5-year-old daughter that she looks super ugly after she refused to change out of her cowboy boots for school: 'Is it wrong to tell her how ugly her outfit looked?'

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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 21, 2025)

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 14, 2025)

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 7, 2025)

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High strung mom asks tutor to teach her 3-year-old son math for 4 hours a week: 'How long does it usually take for him to get better?'

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 31, 2025)

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Mom of an incoming University of Arkansas freshman asks fellow parents how to help her daughter remember her key to her dorm: 'Remembering to take a key everywhere she goes is going to be a lot.'

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 24, 2025)

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24-year-old refuses to forgive her deadbeat dad who hasn't seen her since she was 10 years old: 'He messaged me, said he misses his little girl and wants to reconnect.'

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 17, 2025)

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 10, 2025)

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Self-centered 42-year-old mom refuses to tone down her outfit for her 18-year-old daughter's high school graduation: 'It's an objective fact that I'm pretty according to most people.'

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Dad restricts 19-year-old daughter's laptop use because he doesn't believe she's spending 8-10 hours a day doing homework: 'I don't understand why every assignment needs a computer or laptop.'

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 3, 2025)

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Mom of 3 pressures husband into having a 4th baby after they'd previously agreed to stop at 3: 'I wouldn’t have a strong connection to the baby because I didn’t want another baby in the first place'