Kids these days

She said, "I'll show you negative"

Not pink...

Nobody's satisfied

He's outta there

Out of pocket

Paging Doctor Freud

iPad babies, look away

A lot of context can get lost in text messages . Even if you think that you can gauge someone's intentions from what they say in the digital sphere, we get so much information from vocal intonation. That's why I tend to limit my texting conversations to jokes and utilitarian information. "What time do we want to meet up?" "Doesn't this meme remind you of Rachel?" "Can I call you in like five minutes?" I tend to limit deep discussions and confrontations to at least a phone call. Nobody wants to…

He doesn't know English yet

That turned quickly

Sounds like a great idea

Everyone's competing for mom of the year

A bit harsh, no?

Boy moms are wild

That's not how it works, mom