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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 28, 2025)

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Mom reads her 16-year-old daughter's diary and kicks her out because she wrote that she doesn't see her stepdad as family: 'He's just the guy my mom is married to.'

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40-year-old mom refuses to let her friend's thieving 10-year-old daughter stay at her house unsupervised, friend freaks out: 'Is there anything she could have stolen that’s worth the price of a friendship?'

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Mom tells 3.5-year-old daughter that she looks super ugly after she refused to change out of her cowboy boots for school: 'Is it wrong to tell her how ugly her outfit looked?'

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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 21, 2025)

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High strung mom asks tutor to teach her 3-year-old son math for 4 hours a week: 'How long does it usually take for him to get better?'

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 31, 2025)

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Mom of an incoming University of Arkansas freshman asks fellow parents how to help her daughter remember her key to her dorm: 'Remembering to take a key everywhere she goes is going to be a lot.'

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24-year-old refuses to forgive her deadbeat dad who hasn't seen her since she was 10 years old: 'He messaged me, said he misses his little girl and wants to reconnect.'

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 17, 2025)

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Self-centered 42-year-old mom refuses to tone down her outfit for her 18-year-old daughter's high school graduation: 'It's an objective fact that I'm pretty according to most people.'

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Dad restricts 19-year-old daughter's laptop use because he doesn't believe she's spending 8-10 hours a day doing homework: 'I don't understand why every assignment needs a computer or laptop.'

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34-year-old wants 26-year-old husband to go to sleep at the same time every night despite him being the sole breadwinner: 'He cursed me out and dragged the dog (almost literally) down the grass'

34-year-old wants 26-year-old husband to go to sleep at the same time every night despite him being the sole breadwinner: 'He cursed me out and dragged the dog (almost literally) down the grass'

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Parents invite daughter’s ex, Daniel, to a family dinner without warning, so she draws the line and walks out after 20 minutes: ‘When I walked in, I saw Daniel sitting at the table laughing with my dad’

Parents invite daughter’s ex, Daniel, to a family dinner without warning, so she draws the line and walks out after 20 minutes: ‘When I walked in, I saw Daniel sitting at the table laughing with my dad’

40-year-old mom refuses to let her friend's thieving 10-year-old daughter stay at her house unsupervised, friend freaks out: 'Is there anything she could have stolen that’s worth the price of a friendship?'

40-year-old mom refuses to let her friend's thieving 10-year-old daughter stay at her house unsupervised, friend freaks out: 'Is there anything she could have stolen that’s worth the price of a friendship?'

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