Everyone's competing for mom of the year

A bit harsh, no?

Boy moms are wild

That's not how it works, mom

It's actually not my job

Lucille Ball deserves applause

What is a "calming banana"

That's one way of looking at it

Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

Maybe say, "thank you" instead

"I don't want an unattractive child"

One donut = obesity for life

Shady shade

Do you think he still loves her bunches?

Birth isn't a competition

Thanks, dad!