Back to school, back to tweets

Woof

Tiger mom alert

Back to school isn't all that it's cracked up to be

A flair for the dramatic

Uhhhh

Never thought I'd have to clean permanent marker off of a dog

He sounds normal

Who's gonna tell her?

Poor kid

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Technology has made parenting so much more complex. You can be more involved than ever, or you can leave your kid to rot their brain on TikTok unsupervised for the majority of their waking days. The choice is for parents to make, but there are certainly cases of observing your kid too closely. I was in high school when the Life360 app became popular, and so many parents of my friends used it. The app diligently tracks a person's location and collects tons of data about how they're traveling fro…

That's entertainment

It's not the brother's fault

Kids say the darndest things

There's a better way to say that.