Back in October the media caught what is perhaps the best schadenfreude-laden photo of Justin Bieber ever taken. The photo shows Bieber falling off a unicycle in the most ridiculous manner possible and the internet has since gone to work photoshopping the crap out of it. We're here for the results.
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Via Baltimore Police
Two things that really got me going here: One, it's almost like he thought by showing the police he was playing Pokémon GO! that he thought it'd be all chill after. Second, I'm pretty sure he was still trying to catch whatever it was that got him in the accident, after being confronted by the cops for CRASHING into a cop car! Sheesh, man. Come on.
Via NBC News
It's not every day that your life is saved by delicious, steamy pockets of junk food.
But that is exactly what happened to one Ohio man who's craving for a Hot Pocket sent him out of his apartment and away from an airplane crash that killed nine people.
Jason Bartley's apartment building burst into flames Tuesday when a twin-engine charter plane crashed into it. He would have normally been home at the time, but he had left to the store to buy some Hot Pockets.
"Really, I guess it was dumb luck," Bartley told NBC News.
Others nearby were lucky as well.
A teen who lived in the same apartment complex as the crash inadvertently captured the sound of the crash while she was filming a Snapchat video.
She lived in one of two apartment buildings at the complex that were not affected.
@fox8news I live in that apartment complex and I was snap chatting while the crash happened coincidently! pic.twitter.com/QtMJcQsH86
— ¥PAIGE¥ (@paigeey_kinns15) November 10, 2015A GoFundMe has been set up for Bartley who only has his car and the clothes he was wearing at the time.
No one was in the 4-unit building at the time of the crash.
While you were dusting off your top hat and cleaning your monocle for the start of this Monday morning, you may have noticed something was off with the stock market.
For starters, the economy tanked hard, dropping 1,000 points in seconds after opening.
That's real bad.
Also, One Direction split up.
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FLYING PIZZA I'm sure you didn't expect that would happen
