Pakalu Papito has to be one our favorite Twitter novelty accounts ever. If you haven't yet had the joy of scrolling through his account, he's an Indian gas station clerk who tweets hilarious things about his ex-wife, his camel and the single life.
Click here to view more of his ridiculous Twitter antics straight from the source!
Seniors, we totally get you. We get you so much that it hurts, because we've all been there. You're in the very last stretch of your last semester of school (maybe ever) and you've already passed all your classes, so what's even the point of going to school anymore? Sometimes you just gotta leave a permanent mark so that everyone remembers you, and what better way to do that than with a clever senior quote that screams "I don't give a f*ck?"
Disney has a reputation for being chock-full of wholesome content, which makes sense, given that the company is an American staple of children's media in America. However, being branded as "clean" doesn't mean the writers can't have a little fun with their jokes. In fact, we think it's even more impressive when the jokes are still funny to us adults without using any vulgar content.
Here are some of Disney's most iconic examples of insults and comebacks!
We know there's been a mass exodus of Tumblrfans, but hear us out: its value did not lie in the area of porn! Instead, let us remember all the amazing jokes, shitposts, and unfortunate, terrible facts that kept us coming back for more.
These celebrity name puns might just be the epitome of the dad joke, but we're really okay with that. Sometimes puns just catch you by surprise with their wit and you don't even think about how stupid they are!
You can click here for even more terrible yet clever dad jokes!
Have you ever had an internet fight with someone, get destroyed by them and then only think of a savage comeback when you're in the shower that night? Of course you have, because you're only human after all. These funny AF Twitter comebacks are clever with a touch of savage.
Work can be a dull, dreary place that you absolutely dread going to every morning, especially when your coworkers are lame as hell. These people, however, took it upon themselves to troll their coworkers and we applaud them for that. The jokes might be really bad, but at least they managed to make their work spaces a little more bearable!
We have to be honest, most of these tweets are better than anything we could come up with, and we're willing to admit that. Coming up with witty tweets is an art form in and of itself, and we applaud these clever Twitter users and think they deserve some recognition!
Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can't even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, "touche" while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they're deserving of our recognition!
Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you've kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy's - the absolute champions of the roast - know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!
Why do you have to discriminate, Ryan?
