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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 9, 2025)

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Dad pesters his half-unconscious wife with a 104-degree fever, asking her how to get their 4 kids ready for bed: 'I just snapped and told him to figure it out on his own'

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27-year-old fathers 4 children by 4 mothers, his parents praise him for being responsible: 'I take care of my kids. None of their moms have to struggle.'

Parents demand their 18-year-old daughter complete her chores despite her living in college dorms, then retaliate by blocking their home's Wi-Fi from all her devices

Parents demand their 18-year-old daughter complete her chores despite her living in college dorms, then retaliate by blocking their home's Wi-Fi from all her devices: ‘I just can't help but feel bitter’

Man's girlfriend goes into labor during a visitation with him and his ex's 4-year-old son, he demands his ex come get the child, then loses it when she refuses because she'd been drinking

Man's girlfriend goes into labor during a visitation with him and his ex's 4-year-old son, he demands his ex pick up the child, then loses it when she refuses because she's been drinking: ‘It would be irresponsible of me to drive’

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Grandma takes in and buys car for son's 16-year-old daughter from an affair, he complains she won't buy one for his 17-year-old son

Grandma takes in and buys car for son's 16-year-old daughter from an affair, he complains she won't buy one for his 17-year-old son: 'You're literally raising her'

Parent refuses to force their 11-year-old daughter to invite her 6-year-old cousin to her birthday party due to her frequent tantrums and attention-seeking behavior

‘She will try to push herself into the spotlight’: Parent refuses to force their 11-year-old daughter to invite her 6-year-old cousin to her birthday party due to her frequent tantrums and attention-seeking behavior

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Dad excludes 20-year-old son from wedding photo with his 2nd wife, her children, and his 18 and 16-year-old children: 'Let’s just do the core family first'

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Nine nannies ban woman from park playgroup for slacking off, she fires back by filing complaints to bosses at their jobs: 'She’s making things difficult'

School teacher tells 10-year-old student that it's okay for girls to put their hands on boys

School teacher tells 10-year-old male student girls are allowed to be physically confrontational with male classmates, student's parent steps in: ‘My son feels like the school is telling him he matters less’

25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 2, 2025)

25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 2, 2025)

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19-year-old girl tricks her parents tracking her location, they call the cops within 3 hours

19-year-old girl tricks her parents tracking her location, they call the cops within 3 hours: 'Two officers showed up at the door looking for me'

Mother calls daughters and stepmom's Parent Trap Halloween costume 'inappropriate,' forbids them from wearing it

Mother calls daughters and stepmom's Parent Trap Halloween costume 'inappropriate,' forbids them from wearing it: 'I'd been in the girls life for 7 years at this point'

‘She can't stay here’: Grandmother refuses to listen to parents' house rules while she visits grandkids, leading mom to demand she won't stay the night again

‘She can't stay here’: Grandmother refuses to listen to parents' house rules while she visits grandkids, leading mom to demand she won't stay the night again

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Mom grows tired of niece and nephew constantly entering her baby daughter's room, leaving it a ‘total mess’, their dad refuses to tell them to stop

Mom grows tired of niece and nephew constantly entering her baby daughter's room, leaving it a ‘total mess’, their dad refuses to tell them to stop: ‘He just lets it happen’

Mom brings 10-year-old son along on family vacation to Florence, despite being told it was child-free, they accuse her of ruining the trip

Mom brings 10-year-old son along on family vacation to Florence, despite being told it was child-free, they accuse her of ruining the trip: ‘We got cardio, humiliation, and babysitting duties’

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Man nearing retirement refuses to use his savings to fund in-laws' expensive lifestyle, unwilling to support them after years of their irresponsible spending: ‘I worked my whole life to save this money, I don’t feel like enabling this fantasy lifestyle’

Man nearing retirement refuses to use his savings to fund in-laws' expensive lifestyle, unwilling to support them after years of their irresponsible spending: ‘I worked my whole life to save this money, I don’t feel like enabling this fantasy lifestyle’

New mom bails on £3500 cruise with her best friend of 32 years because she can't leave her 11-month-old baby at home: 'She realized when he was born that she wouldn't be able to leave him'

New mom bails on £3500 cruise with her best friend of 32 years because she can't leave her 11-month-old baby at home: 'She realized when he was born that she wouldn't be able to leave him'

30-year-old daughter is exhausted after financially and emotionally supporting her "live-in" parents, she wants to move out and reduce expenses, demanding they move in with her brother, but fears being seen as selfish: 'Treats my finances as his'

30-year-old daughter is exhausted after financially and emotionally supporting her "live-in" parents, she wants to move out and reduce expenses, demanding they move in with her brother, but fears being seen as selfish: 'Treats my finances as his'

17-year-old refuses to wake up his lazy 15-year-old brother in the mornings, causing him to miss school, demands parents find another way: ‘I’m tired of having to wake him up’

17-year-old refuses to wake up his lazy 15-year-old brother in the mornings, causing him to miss school, demands parents find another way: ‘I’m tired of having to wake him up’

Soon-to-be stepmom pressures her fiancé's 10-year-old son to consider her his mother, fiancé proposes they break up instead: ‘I won't force him’

Soon-to-be stepmom pressures her fiancé's 10-year-old son to consider her his mother, fiancé proposes they break up instead: ‘I won't force him’

Grandparents treat their son's kid as an afterthought, son threatens to keep her away from them if they don't spend one-on-one time with her: 'In 3 years [...] my parents have had my daughter overnight fewer than ten times'

Grandparents treat their son's kid as an afterthought, son threatens to keep her away from them if they don't spend one-on-one time with her: 'In 3 years [...] my parents have had my daughter overnight fewer than ten times'

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