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If you're sick of memes that boast the sass level of cardboard, this gallery might be the one for you. This bad boy is filled with offensive, tasteless, and crass jokes that'll have you chuckling and feeling slightly bad about it. You're welcome.
It's almost the weekend, what better way to celebrate than by reminding ourselves not to kill our inner children? We can get so sucked into our jobs, what society expects, and the general grind. It's important to remember to live and laugh a little.
Let's be real: parenting is pretty much the opposite of a walk in the park. That's why we enjoy our friend's children vicariously. No, but seriously. Sleepless nights. Questionable hygiene. Pockets full of crumbs. It's all supposed to be worth it, someday, right? Until that moment clicks, or at least until they're able to go an hour with out demanding attention or having a meltdown, we have memes to help us through.
Parenting is a lot of things, but it sure as hell ain't glamorous. These texts manage to capture the laughs, the exhaustion, and the poopy truths of raising children. We just hope they don't trigger you too much.
As it so happens, kids really do say the darnedest things! Since their developing brains don't quite have the vocabulary of a fully grown adult, often times they just have to make due with the words they do know and describe things accordingly. The results are often hilarious and adorable, as you'll see here!
It's an epidemic.
We already know that kids say the darndest things, but this Twitter thread proves that they fear the darndest things, too. Loads of users replied to @DanielleSchwartzzz's entertaining thread with their hilarious anecdotes - even author Neil Gaimangot in on the fun. It's not really a surprise that his fears would be unorthodox, but damn, we got a kick out of what gives munchkins anxiety. If you like what you see here, peep the rest of the confessions here.
