If you're sick of memes that boast the sass level of cardboard, this gallery might be the one for you. This bad boy is filled withoffensive, tasteless, and crass jokes that'll have you chuckling and feeling slightly bad about it. You're welcome.
Let's be real: parenting is pretty much the opposite of a walk in the park. That's why we enjoy our friend's children vicariously. No, but seriously. Sleepless nights. Questionable hygiene. Pockets full of crumbs. It's all supposed to be worth it, someday, right? Until that moment clicks, or at least until they're able to go an hour with out demanding attention or having a meltdown, we have memes to help us through.
As it so happens, kids really do say the darnedest things! Since their developing brains don't quite have the vocabulary of a fully grown adult, often times they just have to make due with the words they do know and describe things accordingly. The results are often hilarious and adorable, as you'll see here!
It's an epidemic.
We already know that kids say the darndest things, but this Twitter thread proves that they fear the darndest things, too. Loads of users replied to @DanielleSchwartzzz's entertaining thread with their hilarious anecdotes - even author Neil Gaimangot in on the fun. It's not really a surprise that his fears would be unorthodox, but damn, we got a kick out of what gives munchkins anxiety. If you like what you see here, peep the rest of the confessions here.
It's easy for the internet to mock anti-vaxxers. We hear a lot of conspiracy theories - and you very rarely hear of a one-time anti-vaxxer that has since reformed. This Reddit thread, instead of pushing the buttons of current believers, is looking for insight on what exactly changed the minds of former anti-vaxxers. It's definitely eye-opening, though we wish there were more contributors.