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No one expected me to enter the cereal bowl eating contest, but not to worry, I have a few Trix up my sleeves.

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Dude Finds Shrimp In Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Hilarious Twitter Saga Ensues

Have you ever sat down for a deliciously predictable breakfast of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, eaten it, and then found a bunch of shrimp tails in the damn package? Well, Jensen Karp can officially say he has. The writer and father of three caused quite the ruckus on Twitter yesterday when he shared a photo of his cereal package - along with several cinnamon toast crunch-ified crustacean tails. The response to his grisly discovery were mixed. Some people were horrified (and rightfully so: many people have deadly shrimp allergies). Others made jokes. Things were all well, good, and funny until the brand responsible decided to deny the reality of the situation and claim the shrimp were in fact an "accumulation of cinnamon sugar." 

The insulting response inspired some understandably irate reactions, as well as some further investigations that yielded bizarre black bits (some say they're maggots) cooked into the popular breakfast cereal. As well as several types of string. The whole saga has been painstakingly documented by Karp in a long series of amusing tweets. As of now, he's having his discoveries tested. Mostly to prove General Mills that his shrimp identification was correct, and that they could have sickened a whole lot of people.  While it's true we wouldn't want to switch places with him, we're pretty glad we had someone to entertain us for another day on the internet. Those test results better come ASAP.

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Assyrian Tablets Are Twitter's New Favorite Forbidden Snack

Move over, Tide Pods! There's a new forbidden snack in town. And while they could break your teeth, these Assyrian tablets won't send you to a premature death or cause your memes to be deleted on Facebook and Instagram. The arguably banal Twitter mania started when @serbiaireland shared a photo of a bowl filled with 4-5,000 year old tablets from Assyria. The tablets (which were once contracts, receipts, and letters) were quickly recognized to bear a striking resemblance to popular cereals. So the comedians of Twitter quickly got to work doing what they do best: making the same joke in ever-so-slightly different ways. 

Funny tweets about how Assyrian tablets look like cereal | oldeuropeanculture @serbiaireland Anyone hungry? A bowl Of 4000-5000 years old Assyrian tablets, with letters, contracts and receipts... I will eat the forbidden bowl of Chex | gonna make some cereal using the forbidden sarcophagus juice & the prohibited wheaties
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20 'Cats Wanting Fruit Loops' Memes For The Hungry Brothers

If you missed our first loving listicleon this adorable meme, you're missing out. We want the cats. And we want the loops. And fortunately for us, the internet just can't stop delivering.

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'Cats Wanting Fruit Loops' Is Our New Favorite Meme

An image of a very fat cat begging for Fruit Loops has been making the rounds on Twitter, where it's getting meme'd to oblivion. It seems the only thing people like more than an adorably rotund cat is one that is yearning for fruity breakfast cereal. The memes often play on the 'Brother, May I Have Some Oats?' meme, which led to the incorporation of Hulk Hogan (y'all know his favorite word is 'brother'). We don't know how far this meme will go, but we're definitely here for it.

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Monday Morning Meme Report

Good morning, friends. Let these memes treat your Monday ennui. 

The week is finally upon us, and the weekend now just a fuzzy memory. Just some strong coffee and a heaping pile of memes is all that is needed, and the week will be on it's way. And if another pile of Monday memes, then we have that covered for you too, along with some of Monday's most savage memes. Or continue the endless procrastination with these hilarious Monday memes to help get yourself through this horrible no good day. NOW BACK TO WORK!

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Take a Ride In a Shitty Time Machine With "Living In 3017" Memes

Ever feel like life is holding you back? The people featured in these memes don't. The "Living in 3017" meme format is generally used to describe someone using an unconventional "life hack" to make their lives easier. The low-budget nature of these solutions makes for some great tongue in cheek meme-ing. 

Collection of life hack "living in 3017" memes.
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