cereal

brand cereal double meaning fullest idiom life literalism name - 5796832768
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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

spoon serial killer literalism homophone double meaning killer cereal - 6695877632
By xyzpdq1
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Don't let his maniacal sadism wear on you, boys! We're bound to catch him in the act spooner or later! - Matty Malaprop

bus cereal double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism serial universal universal serial bus USB - 5128962816
By HJP (Via iprefercups.tumblr.com)
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Srsly u guiz: NYANCATBUS. It's Totoro meets Nyan Cat meets a misinterpretation of the acronym USB. HOW COULD ANYTHING POSSIBLY BE BETTER? - Matty Malaprop

cereal double meaning homophone kicks kix literalism shoes slang - 6591942912
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

adage brand cereal double meaning lemons life literalism name when life gives you lemon when life gives you lemons - 6533008384
Via Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop