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Bezos has a lot at stake here!
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Most reviews on Amazon tend to be pretty mundane, but occasionally you stumble across some absolute gems like these. We're not sure how a lot of these reviewers came up with these clever stories, but we salute them for their creativity! So without further ado, let's get into these head-scratching reviews!
Oh boy, Mr. Jeff Bezos sure is in the hot seat right now for his dramatic divorce from wife of 25 years, Mackenzie Bezos. Bezos, currently the world's richest man and Founder and CEO of Amazon, tweeted on Wednesday that he and Mackenzie would be seeking out an amicable divorce after a trial period of separation.
And if you thought that wasn't enough drama for today, economists are speculating that the high-profile divorce could potentially cost Amazon billions of dollars in stock and cause Bezos, who is currently worth $137 billion, to fall down the rankings of the richest people in the world.
But here's the icing on the cake: on Thursday, The National Enquirer released a story alleging that Bezos had had an affair with former TV anchor Lauren Sanchez, along with a text message to Sanchez in which he writes "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon." Add some risque selfies to the mix and we've got ourselves the perfect recipe for some golden memes and reaction tweets. Eat 'em up!
Seattle-based Amazon announced its plans for HQ2 today, stating that its two new locations will be based in Queens, New York and Arlington, Virginia. In honor of such a momentous occasion, we're bring you some excellent Amazon and Jeff Bezos memes for you to get your fill.
As you may have guessed, these Amazon product reviews aren't about the products themselves, but rather the ridiculous amount of effort that these customers put into writing these brilliant masterpieces.
Amazon has permeated all of our lives to some extent, and it's looking like there's more growth still in the company's future. No matter your opinion on Jeff Bezos' baby, we've gotta capitalize on the excellent meme opportunities here!
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And we know what you are doing this weekend too. LOOKING AT MEMES.
Get some more Fun filled Weekend Pics which is a fancy way of talking about memes or take a look at actual weekend memes to properly waste your time away till Monday rolls around and the weekend is over.
