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I mean, chill out bro. Everyone knows Raisin Bran is better anyway (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT). - Matty Malaprop

... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

Well one thing's for sure: the Black-Eyed Peas are most definitely bumble-ing their careers with the schlock they call music. - Matty Malaprop

Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop