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Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, chill out bro. Everyone knows Raisin Bran is better anyway (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT). - Matty Malaprop

Thank you, anonymous submitter, for providing me with this post title. I figured Jennifer Aniston was dead by the end no matter who her romantic counterpart was. HAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO- - Matty Malaprop

"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop

♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop

It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

Well now, that wasn't very difficult at all, was it?