Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop
"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop
Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop
Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop
Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop