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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe it's not. After all, nothing is ever really Morissette in stone. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously, have you ever really LISTENED to the lyrics of "Grenade?" They exist on a level of absurd not even a warped mind like mine is acquainted with. - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop

Thank you, anonymous submitter, for providing me with this post title. I figured Jennifer Aniston was dead by the end no matter who her romantic counterpart was. HAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO- - Matty Malaprop

... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

THE SCHEDULE SAYS 9:13 A.M. AND YET IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP AT 9:09 A.M. AND MY LIFE IS JUST A LIE :((((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop