It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop
I mean, seriously, have you ever really LISTENED to the lyrics of "Grenade?" They exist on a level of absurd not even a warped mind like mine is acquainted with. - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe it's not. After all, nothing is ever really Morissette in stone. - Matty Malaprop
He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop