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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

Well one thing's for sure: the Black-Eyed Peas are most definitely bumble-ing their careers with the schlock they call music. - Matty Malaprop

"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop

Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop

Seal of approval

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

Seems about right, given the target demographic for the Halo franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Well now, that wasn't very difficult at all, was it?

I mean, chill out bro. Everyone knows Raisin Bran is better anyway (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT). - Matty Malaprop

He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.