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after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
By Unknown
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

downy Hall of Fame homophone laundry detergent literalism robert downey jr surname - 6383924480
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Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop

50 shades of grey brian may grey may parody similar sounding surname - 6419223808
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Now here's the kind of trash erotica I can really get into! - Matty Malaprop

old surname Gary Oldman literalism prefix young - 6718080000
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Whether an old man or a young one, there's no question that he's always been gary, gary attractive. - Matty Malaprop

a flock of seagulls band Hall of Fame literalism similar sounding steven seagal surname - 6482234624
Via Reddit
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I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning elton john Hall of Fame Jay Z replacement similar sounding Steve Martin surname surnames - 6414117376
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

ten surname David Tennant literalism doctor who homophones ant - 7075880448
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop

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Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop