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I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's gonna be Barackin' and rollin' all night... - Matty Malaprop

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Now THAT is how you express a mood! - Matty Malaprop

Now here's the kind of trash erotica I can really get into! - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

Whether an old man or a young one, there's no question that he's always been gary, gary attractive. - Matty Malaprop

I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

RIP TOM-KAT :( singletear - Matty Malaprop

Hmmm... maybe her X took the kid for the weekend? - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop

Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop

This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop