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The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

The plot for the game is truly amazing. Gere begins his journey living happily in Chicago, but things turn ugly when old friends he though were merely An Officer and a Gentleman reveal themselves to be an Ocelot and a Snake. - Matty Malaprop

Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

When Jimmy Page is the one not found.

Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

What sort of dipping sauce is that?

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Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."

He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop

Caption ALL the celebrities!

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop

Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!

And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop