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surname clauses subordinate Condescending Literary Pun Dog literalism santa homophone claus double meaning - 6891841280
By Unknown
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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

david schwimmer literalism similar sounding surname swimmer - 5088619520
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Creepy old women in one-piece swimsuits are creepy old women in one-piece swimsuits, and nothing changes and/or redeems that fact at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

expression face Hall of Fame homophone literalism no o ono suffix surname yes yoko ono - 6179026432
By Unknown
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

clothing colors french matt leblanc surname - 6443028224
By dbfnq
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If I may nitpick for but a moment, I really do think the bottom left would be better named as "Matt LeRose." Then again, I could just be blind. Or not know how to say salmon en Français. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

cat Cats Clint Eastwood dogs expressions puns Samuel L Jackson similar sounding suffix surname - 6411351552
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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

Tom Cruise surname cruise control cruise literalism - 6954539264
By JanosP
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Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."

He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop

Caption ALL the celebrities!

eddie izzard Hagrid Hall of Fame Harry Potter Hogwarts literalism similar sounding surname wizard - 6218508544
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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

newt shoop isaac newton surname literalism prefix - 6827218688
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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

man woman surname opposites natalie portman suffix - 6855218432
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame literalism prefix Reese Witherspoon spoon suffix surname with without - 5375897600
By xyzpdq1
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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop