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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

As with all math, the proof behind this constant is quite simply purrfect. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar capshuned kittehs over heer!

Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop

Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

If I may nitpick for but a moment, I really do think the bottom left would be better named as "Matt LeRose." Then again, I could just be blind. Or not know how to say salmon en Français. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that vinyl-on-tire sound! So avant-garde! - Matty Malaprop

It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop

Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!