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The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

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By JanosP
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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

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The plot for the game is truly amazing. Gere begins his journey living happily in Chicago, but things turn ugly when old friends he though were merely An Officer and a Gentleman reveal themselves to be an Ocelot and a Snake. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

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By JanosP
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Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."

He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop

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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

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I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

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So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop