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But can they bend it like Beckham, I wonder? - Matty Malaprop

What sort of dipping sauce is that?

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He got dat astronomer swag. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

When Jimmy Page is the one not found.

Now here's the kind of trash erotica I can really get into! - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop

Personally I'm just hoping for more marimba. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop