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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Tom Cruise surname cruise control cruise literalism - 6954539264
By JanosP
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Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."

He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop

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Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop

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By Lori P.
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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop

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Now here's the kind of trash erotica I can really get into! - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe you wouldn't have this problem with your face if you weren't so overindulgent with your pork spending, Jon! - Matty Malaprop

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