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Party.coli's in the petri dish tonight. - Matty Malaprop

Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like these tots are checkin' out the beat while their DJ revolves their mobile. That didn't even make sense. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop

... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

Err'body, Air Bud... I see what you did there, presumably intoxicated shooper. - Matty Malaprop

He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop

"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop