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OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

Haters gonna hate but no seriously guys Oasis is really really really f*cking terrible. - Matty Malaprop

♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop

And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop

But he and Dot Com still have a date to "Spamalot!" - Matty Malaprop

He was a man whose artistic style could only be defined by one word: WHAM! - Matty Malaprop