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He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone have a FLAC rip of this jam? The version I have on my computer skips about 2:15 in. I'm chocking it up to Vladislav Delay. #hipsterjokes - Matty Malaprop

He's the best psychologist in all of Alphaville! - Matty Malaprop

"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop

The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop

♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Err'body, Air Bud... I see what you did there, presumably intoxicated shooper. - Matty Malaprop

♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, chill out bro. Everyone knows Raisin Bran is better anyway (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT). - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, that would just be ridiculous. Plus I'm pretty sure only 1 percent of the iTunes user base even knows what it means to shuffle by groupings. And I am not a part of that demographic. - Matty Malaprop