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YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop

I feel like this pun could have been better if it had featured phalluses and Willem Dafoe, but maybe that's just me. - Matty Malaprop

He was a man whose artistic style could only be defined by one word: WHAM! - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe it's not. After all, nothing is ever really Morissette in stone. - Matty Malaprop

I Missouri the days when the truly astonishing things in life were real, and not just hinted at in streams and runoffs. - Matty Malaprop

Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the Phil Lesh devotee in me wishes he would just buckle down and learn "Unbroken Chain," but "Truckin'" ain't a bad cut either. - Matty Malaprop

I bet baby has some mad dance skills, but I just hope he doesn't melt under the pressure of his performance. - Matty Malaprop