I mean, I suppose you could always just try going to a bank, but that just seems so obvious... - Matty Malaprop
I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop
Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop