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He's the best psychologist in all of Alphaville! - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

Am I the only one who thinks the song might actually be better if it was just him spelling out paradisiacal hierarchy? - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

For every action there is an equal and opposite ~~DANCE ROUTINE~~!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

And the winner of the "Oldest Sauce of the Week" award goes to... - Matty Malaprop

Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop

Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

One thing Jay-Z and this baby definitely have in common: They both have AMAZING cribs. - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

Guess that I don't need that dough / now you're just some money that I used to owe. - Matty Malaprop