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LOL-worthy literalism, Batman! - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, that would just be ridiculous. Plus I'm pretty sure only 1 percent of the iTunes user base even knows what it means to shuffle by groupings. And I am not a part of that demographic. - Matty Malaprop

Haters gonna hate but no seriously guys Oasis is really really really f*cking terrible. - Matty Malaprop

So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop

Party.coli's in the petri dish tonight. - Matty Malaprop

Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop

Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop

I always knew Randy Newman had a sinister side!

Looks like these tots are checkin' out the beat while their DJ revolves their mobile. That didn't even make sense. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop