song

"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop

Guess that I don't need that dough / now you're just some money that I used to owe. - Matty Malaprop

♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop

Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop

OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop