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Where the X and the Y only meet at one point and continue forever away. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Eating all that candy seemed like such a great idea last night... but now my stomach is just a hot fuss. - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

Thank you, trashy tabloid, for giving me my favorite headline of the year. - Matty Malaprop