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GPOY me in da club. All the ladies be wanting my nuts, but I'm a really really tough cache. - Matty Malaprop

And now we truly understand the reason why Bruce Wayne was so berry well-trained. - Matty Malaprop

Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

RIP TOM-KAT :( singletear - Matty Malaprop

Ever since he became a sea creature, his music has really mellowed out. Must be he's not so confident about anything having to do with bass anymore... - Matty Malaprop

It's an old joke, but it never gets old to me! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster micathesewell says: "The frantic marble munching movie! Ages 4 and up!"

Looks to me like they put the "g" in both Gluttony AND G-Rated! - Matty Malaprop

Skymall: Where novel meets novelty! - Matty Malaprop

The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop

The TV serie every freak wanted to see.

It would probably make for better TV than New Girl, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

On the job, they're fearless, calculating tactical masterminds. Off the job, they're snuggly wuggly adorable sea critters that I just want to shower with cuddles! - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop