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The change from prospector to inspector isn't the most subtle change I've ever seen... (thanks to Punmaster rostama for the prospector-inspector bit!) - Matty Malaprop

SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose the true test of chivalry is whether or not he chooses to be Payin' Manning at the end of the meal... - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

RIP TOM-KAT :( singletear - Matty Malaprop

Despite its obscene power level, the Rocket Yamcha was never mass-produced for military purposes based on reports of its general slowness. - Matty Malaprop

After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

What is this? A music video set for ANTS??? - Matty Malaprop

Though their music charmed millions of fans, their careers were cut short due to allegations concerning their illegitimate Invisible Children. - Matty Malaprop

... which obviously means his enemies are going to find themselves in the midst of some serious Cloud Strife soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like their product isn't the only thing they're adept at tailoring. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose he always was the more transparent of the two primary droids... - Matty Malaprop

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Skymall: Where novel meets novelty! - Matty Malaprop