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His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

Because a man's sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. - Matty Malaprop

We have to drink deeper. - Matty Malaprop

The TV serie every freak wanted to see.

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

The overly cutesy nature of that movie always did make me RAGE... - Matty Malaprop

He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop

Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

Larry David does sort of live on through the parasitic absorption of other people, now that I think about it. #NoHeDoesn't #IJustNeededAPunchline #I'mSoSorry #ButNotReally - Matty Malaprop