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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

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By Jordan and Devon
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Punmasters Jordan and Devon say: "Born to Cria, Llama to the Races, Blue Llama Genes, Llama Games, Diet Mountain Llama, Llama Anthem, Dark Llama, Llama Radio, Carmen, Million Dollar Llama, Llama Sadness, This is What Makes Us Llamas"

That's a perfectly spit-shined track list, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

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A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

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By Taheru
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Larry David does sort of live on through the parasitic absorption of other people, now that I think about it. #NoHeDoesn't #IJustNeededAPunchline #I'mSoSorry #ButNotReally - Matty Malaprop

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His propaganda truly mutated the way his admirers thought... - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not entirely sure that's what Dimmu Borgir actually translates to, but I'll take it. - Matty Malaprop

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On the job, they're fearless, calculating tactical masterminds. Off the job, they're snuggly wuggly adorable sea critters that I just want to shower with cuddles! - Matty Malaprop