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By AmyOMG
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You know, that band with that awesome drummer in it... what was his name? ?uestdove? - Matty Malaprop

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By Jordan and Devon
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Punmasters Jordan and Devon say: "Born to Cria, Llama to the Races, Blue Llama Genes, Llama Games, Diet Mountain Llama, Llama Anthem, Dark Llama, Llama Radio, Carmen, Million Dollar Llama, Llama Sadness, This is What Makes Us Llamas"

That's a perfectly spit-shined track list, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

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And man does that self-regeneration sure help you save on your insurance! - Matty Malaprop

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By Hooker Cooker
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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

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My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

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From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

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By Peter
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

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LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop