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dream rhyming the a-team similar sounding martin luther king jr team shoop - 6879908352
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His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

assassin assassins creed ezio logo lolwut nespresso nestle shoop - 5462942720
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A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

another one bites the dust fights freddie mercury meme queen shoop vacuuming - 6625876736
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After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

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AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

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Via WWIAO
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Because a man's sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. - Matty Malaprop

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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

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The overly cutesy nature of that movie always did make me RAGE... - Matty Malaprop

shoop Mortal Kombat ogre get over here similar sounding scorpion shrek quote - 7077267200
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He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

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By JMJMad1
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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

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Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop

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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

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By Taheru
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Larry David does sort of live on through the parasitic absorption of other people, now that I think about it. #NoHeDoesn't #IJustNeededAPunchline #I'mSoSorry #ButNotReally - Matty Malaprop