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Though their music charmed millions of fans, their careers were cut short due to allegations concerning their illegitimate Invisible Children. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose he always was the more transparent of the two primary droids... - Matty Malaprop

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Something something better love story than Twilight something yadda yadda. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Charles Schultz, I'm so, so, so, so, SO SORRY. - Matty Malaprop

... but strangely his music seldom feels nocturne-al. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop

... which obviously means his enemies are going to find themselves in the midst of some serious Cloud Strife soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

Walter, don't! I paid like $25 for that after tax! - Matty Malaprop

Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

I see you drivin' round Greendale with Alison Brie, and I'm like... well damnit I can't think of anything Community-related that rhymes with f!ck you. F!CK. - Matty Malaprop

And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Because a man's sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. - Matty Malaprop

What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop