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He puts the vice in Vice President. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean - Matty Malaprop

I was elected to lead, not to read!

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

Feel harder, damnit! That dog is all I have! - Matty Malaprop

Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop

Bring it on, Stay Puft! - Matty Malaprop

Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop