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Despite the critical success of Black Swan, Fox Searchlight wouldn't shell out the same kind of budget for a sequel... and, well, this is the best Aronofsky could come up with. - Matty Malaprop

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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

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Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

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But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop

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No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dye. (Apologies to the Redditor I shameless aped for this commentary.) - Matty Malaprop

Caption ALL the celebrities!

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Strangely though, even post-transformation you're still significantly less slimy than she is... #thelowblowstheycomesoeasy - Matty Malaprop

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So the Hindenburg was a double rainbow all the way across the sky? - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "I rodent recommend hurting Scarlett's deer little heart."

And just like that, Rhett was gone with the wind. - Matty Malaprop

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Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

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OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop