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... WAIT. The scouter says his power level is a fraction? That can't be right at all... - Matty Malaprop

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

It's not the facelessness that's most frightening here, it's the realization that James Earl Jones would make a TERRIFYING Slenderman voice actor. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop

Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop

He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop

Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop