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It's a much better vacation spot than Finland if you suffer from Selachophobia. - Matty Malaprop

We've got memes lotsa memes lotsa memes lotsa memes!

It's an experiment about nothing! - Matty Malaprop

Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

See more funny food over at My Food Looks Funny!

And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop

... because, you know, he lives underwater and stuff. Um. Yeah. #WHATISJOKESIDON'TEVEN - Matty Malaprop

And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop

I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

See more paneled puniness over at Comixed!

Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes -- gotta catch 'em LOL!

The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop

Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop