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Punmaster Moonstruck says: "I actually think this picture is quite TARAfying."

At the risk of angering a certain culture of equine-oriented fans... is this Tara Strong? My facial recognition skills are not really up to snuff most of the time... - Matty Malaprop

You had me at Bodhisattvolf. - Matty Malaprop

I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: Cuidado is one of the dozen spanish words I know. Thanks, freshly-mopped floor warning signs, for making my bilingualism official! - Matty Malaprop

I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.

The first time I ever saw one, I totally shat bricks! - Matty Malaprop

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

See more funny food over at My Food Looks Funny!

I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop

... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop