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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure this comic has just inspired me to start a post-new wave neo-goth band named Werehaus. We're going to have three synthesizer players and no drummer and it's going to be AWESOME. - Matty Malaprop

Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

Did you try throwing it in a barrel and pushing it down a river? I hear that method is generally slightly more successful. - Matty Malaprop