By xyzpdq1
But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop
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By Unknown
It's a much better vacation spot than Finland if you suffer from Selachophobia. - Matty Malaprop
Via Punblr
Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop
By Pinds (Via Clarence McKenah)
He's really pushing for a greener campaign with this year's election coming up! - Matty Malaprop
By Raptor2213 (Via Pears Before Swine)
There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop
By wYoursTrulyw
As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop
By M Walker
Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
By 55zelda (Via Cheezburger iOS Builder)
On second thought, please don't answer that... - Matty Malaprop
