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Now with added culture! - Matty Malaprop

If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop

Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop