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double meaning literalism prefix russia russian sardines tsar - 6044861440
By George King
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Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop

cello marvelous prefix recital similar sounding Yo-Yo Ma - 6217389056
Via Punblr
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You can try all you like to flatter your coworkers, but we all know you're just a big sym-phony. - Matty Malaprop

black chocolate color coloring double meaning lab labrador literalism modifier prefix yellow - 5550984704
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The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop

knife nice prefix running joke similar sounding stab stable - 6105327872
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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tie tiger prefix homophone - 7080729600
By Unknown
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Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

cup dino dinosaur prefix saucer similar sounding - 5865601536
By djrcreative (Via Etsy)
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Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

bad joke is bad equidistant equine literalism prefix similar sounding twitter - 6631908864
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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

fake Hall of Fame impostor literalism noodle pasta prefix similar sounding suffix - 6372115456
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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop