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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop

We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!

Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop

You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

His propaganda truly mutated the way his admirers thought... - Matty Malaprop

Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

That ferocious cracking sound you just heard was neither a falling tree nor the sound of a rifle's shot; it was a very adamant Z-snap from one seriously pissed off 'squatch. - Matty Malaprop

Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

Genocide never looked so cyooooot! - Matty Malaprop

Charmander can't even learn Rollout! This pun is a pokétravesty! - Matty Malaprop

What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop