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cash cash cow cow double meaning idiom literalism - 5650824960
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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

I idiom literalism no i in team team - 6079564032
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On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop

cash cold cold cash double meaning fridge idiom literalism refrigerator - 6420737536
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

books double meaning hit hit the books idiom literalism lolwut Twist Ending - 6360482304
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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

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But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop

2012 Olympics double meaning idiom keeper literalism olympics soccer - 6459071744
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I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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double meaning idiom knuckle knuckle sandwich literalism sandwich - 5511322624
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It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop