idiom

bag cat cliché double meaning idiom out secret Victoria victorias secret - 5376216832
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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

idiom honey literalism home - 6976240384
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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop

gifs hard place rock idiom literalism homer the simpsons - 7077569536
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You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom knuckle knuckle sandwich literalism sandwich - 5511322624
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It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

beside himself double meaning drum idiom Joy literalism present - 5400479488
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Recaption

"Is this some kind of trick," he wondered, "some kind of snare meant to catch me off my guard?" - Matty Malaprop

afraid double meaning fear gardening grow grow a pair Hall of Fame homophone idiom literalism pear - 6264356096
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

idiom similar sounding bark blight bite tree leaves - 7135464960
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

couch couch potatoes double meaning idiom literalism potato potatoes - 6145868800
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Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

bomb born ready disarming double meaning Hall of Fame idiom literalism squad - 6469844992
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He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop

I idiom literalism no i in team team - 6079564032
By xyzpdq1
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On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

idea idiom misinterpretation literalism double meaning big idea - 6818630400
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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

clothes hang hanger hanging hung hung up idiom literalism - 6241160704
By xyzpdq1
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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

idiom literalism nutshell 2012 - 7080722176
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I'm not saying it's not an inaccurate recapitulation of the year... I just think it rings a bit hollow, you know? - Matty Malaprop

davey jones davey-jones-locker double meaning idiom literalism locker - 6015321856
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It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

curiosity data double meaning fees idiom literalism Mars nasa out of this world space - 6491700480
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I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop