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double meaning got idiom literalism roll - 5317587968
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What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop

idiom literalism nutshell 2012 - 7080722176
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I'm not saying it's not an inaccurate recapitulation of the year... I just think it rings a bit hollow, you know? - Matty Malaprop

davey jones davey-jones-locker double meaning idiom literalism locker - 6015321856
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It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

couch couch potatoes double meaning idiom literalism potato potatoes - 6145868800
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Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

idiom bear misinterpretation homophones Command bare - 7121646848
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning drinks house idiom literalism misinterpretation on the house - 6565693952
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

afraid double meaning fear gardening grow grow a pair Hall of Fame homophone idiom literalism pear - 6264356096
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

beside himself double meaning drum idiom Joy literalism present - 5400479488
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Recaption

"Is this some kind of trick," he wondered, "some kind of snare meant to catch me off my guard?" - Matty Malaprop

I idiom literalism no i in team team - 6079564032
By xyzpdq1
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On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

idiom similar sounding bark blight bite tree leaves - 7135464960
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning fear getting getting over it idiom literalism over speed bumps - 6414695680
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

barbecue Barbie bbq doll double meaning idiom literalism shrimp slang - 5536560640
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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hold hold your horses holding horse horses idiom literalism - 5176285184
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom literalism pinky pinky swear swear - 6203085824
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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop