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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jaret
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It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

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I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

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He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop

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Via O Satan
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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop