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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

bomb born ready disarming double meaning Hall of Fame idiom literalism squad - 6469844992
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He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

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It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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I wonder if any of my users would care if I pas-tried to change this site to be entirely food-centric... DISCUSS IN THE COMMENTS WHILE I GO MAKE MYSELF SOME CINNAMON-Y MORSELS. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

book idiom internet literalism lolwut net request Rule 34 scholastic surfing - 5260391424
By ray677
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

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You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop

2012 Olympics double meaning idiom keeper literalism olympics soccer - 6459071744
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I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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curiosity data double meaning fees idiom literalism Mars nasa out of this world space - 6491700480
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I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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cash cold cold cash double meaning fridge idiom literalism refrigerator - 6420737536
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

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Via O Satan
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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop