idiom

world child toy feet idiom model globe literalism - 7066616064
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What, were you expecting some sort of child dictator image? That's just absurd. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

cat got idiom literalism similar sounding thong tongue - 6385037312
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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

ass donkey double meaning figurative Hall of Fame hauling idiom literalism - 5785174784
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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

crazy Hall of Fame idiom literalism nuts psychologist squirrel therapy you are what you eat - 5411826432
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I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop

dam damn idiom literalism homophones jam - 6958604800
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

idiom bear misinterpretation homophones Command bare - 7121646848
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

idiom it literalism nail Nailed It nails - 5092030464
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What a sad sight. But on the plus side, I won my bet with Bradley, who swore to me that It was screwed! - Matty Malaprop

bear cross cross to bear Hall of Fame idiom literalism reversal switch switcheroo - 6236558336
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In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

devil double meaning Hall of Fame idiom literalism lolwut thighs - 6032942592
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I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning FAIL idiom lighter literalism lolwut match no zippo - 5325786368
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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

spring idiom literalism classic corner - 7121651968
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He's been feeling pretty wound-up and stretched thin lately, so if you're not careful he might lash out at you. - Matty Malaprop