GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop
To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop
Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop
He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop
I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop
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