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Some kittehs just have the crappiest of luck. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop

If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Drop any preconceived negative notions you might have about temp workers. If you have a job you need done, Magnum here will get it taken care of, guaranteed. - Matty Malaprop

Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop