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afraid double meaning fear gardening grow grow a pair Hall of Fame homophone idiom literalism pear - 6264356096
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

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double meaning idiom literalism Spirit - 6358611456
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Poland's got the right idea, if you ask me. Ain't nobody way to rectify the spirit than with rectified spirits! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom literalism pinky pinky swear swear - 6203085824
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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop

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dating double meaning falling gifs idiom literalism - 6261477888
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Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop

On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.

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double meaning fear getting getting over it idiom literalism over speed bumps - 6414695680
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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courage courage the cowardly dog cup cup of courage drawing idiom - 6569333504
By Jess Gastin
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop

bomb born ready disarming double meaning Hall of Fame idiom literalism squad - 6469844992
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He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop

2012 Olympics double meaning idiom keeper literalism olympics soccer - 6459071744
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I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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bun cinnamon roll double meaning idiom literalism on on a roll roll - 6114336512
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I wonder if any of my users would care if I pas-tried to change this site to be entirely food-centric... DISCUSS IN THE COMMENTS WHILE I GO MAKE MYSELF SOME CINNAMON-Y MORSELS. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning ending Hall of Fame idiom literalism precipitate problem solution twist - 5158804224
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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop