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cash cash cow cow double meaning idiom literalism - 5650824960
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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

courage courage the cowardly dog cup cup of courage drawing idiom - 6569333504
By Jess Gastin
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop

On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.

book idiom internet literalism lolwut net request Rule 34 scholastic surfing - 5260391424
By ray677
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom literalism Spirit - 6358611456
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Poland's got the right idea, if you ask me. Ain't nobody way to rectify the spirit than with rectified spirits! - Matty Malaprop

gifs hard place rock idiom literalism homer the simpsons - 7077569536
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You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning full of himself glass h2o half full idiom water - 6423256064
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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

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Ohhhhhhhh so that's like a rules hound I guess? Well I regret to inform these coiffed canines that THERE ARE NO RULES IN NOM. - Matty Malaprop

idiom honey literalism home - 6976240384
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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop