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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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To each his own and yadda yadda, but I've always preferred pinky jinxing myself. - Matty Malaprop

Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop

Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop