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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop

You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

"Is this some kind of trick," he wondered, "some kind of snare meant to catch me off my guard?" - Matty Malaprop

GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop

On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not saying it's not an inaccurate recapitulation of the year... I just think it rings a bit hollow, you know? - Matty Malaprop

It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop