I'm suspicious because of the pixels and from having seen a number of huge fans in my day. - Matty Malaprop

It's brilliant, really. An advice animal meme, without an advice animal, using the background from the wrong advice animal if you're to presume the animal it could be sourced from. It's the anti-meme! - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop

... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop

Also #Obligatory:

Oh, it doesn't? Well then... - Matty Malaprop

Some kittehs just have the crappiest of luck. - Matty Malaprop

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