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The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop

I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop

Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop