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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

Penny needs to stop bringing Pepper down in the dumps.

The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

I mean, look at it this way. We can be miserable down here, ore we can try and stay headlight-hearted about the whole matter, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop

... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop