There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop

Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

Some kittehs just have the crappiest of luck. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Get that chip off your shoulder, and then maybe we can see if we can make things work. - Matty Malaprop

BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop