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... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Apparently no matter how much I mock submitters who just send in cliché crap ad nauseam, I still keep getting cliché crap submissions ad nauseam. AM I DOING THIS WRONG OR SOMETHING?? - Matty Malaprop

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop

Also #Obligatory:

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, it doesn't? Well then... - Matty Malaprop