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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

Penny needs to stop bringing Pepper down in the dumps.

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop