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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop

I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

The only problem is they always delay sending out callbacks. Their rationale is they really like to make candidates sweat. - Matty Malaprop