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bar cliché guy Hall of Fame hurdles into joke literalism Memes puns running track walks - 5253176320
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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

cliché double meaning fans literalism popular - 5463349248
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Revel in your 15 minutes while you can, patchy. It won't be long before it blows right on over. - Matty Malaprop

cliché csi double meaning literalism rimshot sunglasses well well well well - 5198430720
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

boat boats cliché homophone peer peer pressure pier pressure - 5727661824
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

characters cliché dead horse Hall of Fame Harry Potter names plz2stop - 5068711680
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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

arrived cannibal cliché cold cold shoulder double meaning given idiom late literalism Party shoulder - 5528890880
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

alderaan cliché forecast Hall of Fame homophones nazi not see star wars T.Shirt weather - 5666957824
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True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

bad timing caved in cave-in cliché Hall of Fame inappropriate mine miner mining minor - 6361978368
By Chris (Via Amazing Super Powers)
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I mean, look at it this way. We can be miserable down here, ore we can try and stay headlight-hearted about the whole matter, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

cliché double meaning Hall of Fame iron iron man ironing literalism starch tony stark - 5256345600
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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

business cs lewis cliché Hall of Fame mean narnia none similar sounding the chronicles of narnia your - 5472600832
By beezles
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Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop

arrr cliché facebook orange Pirate prefix sound status - 5244186624
By IG Joe
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop