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classic double meaning literalism plane snakes snakes on a plane - 6568049408
By Sup123
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It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop

classic dumbledore Harry Potter literalism double meaning - 6684706048
By xyzpdq1
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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

a tale of two cities cat Cats charles dickens classic homophone illusion literalism novel parody tail tale title - 4614071552
By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

the Beatles gloves john lennon similar sounding advice All you need is love classic - 6877907200
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He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

angry classic double meaning family ladder prefix step step ladder - 6537597952
Via Punblr
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"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

arch archenemies archenemy arches classic double meaning enemies Hall of Fame literalism - 5733477376
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Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

argument classic counter double meaning literalism proposal - 6174214912
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They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

loofah similar sounding literalism classic martin luther king jr - 6928899584
By .Kenji
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You don't even want to know what the full-size version looks like! - Matty Malaprop

classic Hall of Fame literalism otter otters s-o significant other similar sounding Valentines day - 5801506560
By Unknown
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With Valentine's Day fast approaching, I strongly encourage all of you to spend some quality time with an other that makes you feel punderful. - Matty Malaprop

... or you could just settle for A Valentine From Cheezburger!

Lol by kaeilin