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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

Killers of a feather don't always flock together... - Matty Malaprop

To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.

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It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop

Bruce Wayne was many things, but an art connoisseur he apparently was not. - Matty Malaprop

More superheroes, up up and this way!