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You don't even want to know what the full-size version looks like! - Matty Malaprop

A peaceful galaxy... yes, that's precisely the kind of galaxy I Obi-Want to live in. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Bruce Wayne was many things, but an art connoisseur he apparently was not. - Matty Malaprop

More superheroes, up up and this way!

Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.

I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop