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This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop

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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

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Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

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