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"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, I strongly encourage all of you to spend some quality time with an other that makes you feel punderful. - Matty Malaprop

... or you could just settle for A Valentine From Cheezburger!

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For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop