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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop

Moar giggle-inducing goggies over here!

Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

"I have decided to stick to 'Power Stone 2...' 'Soul Calibur' is too great a burden to bear." - Matty Malaprop

I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

He's been feeling pretty wound-up and stretched thin lately, so if you're not careful he might lash out at you. - Matty Malaprop

To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop