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Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

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Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop

Different angle, same grayt flavor. - Matty Malaprop

To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop

... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop

Only a couple of minutes? How can you be minute in multiples? - Matty Malaprop

He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop