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Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

He's been feeling pretty wound-up and stretched thin lately, so if you're not careful he might lash out at you. - Matty Malaprop

Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

And the winner of the "Oldest Sauce of the Week" award goes to... - Matty Malaprop

... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop

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Different angle, same grayt flavor. - Matty Malaprop

Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.