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A peaceful galaxy... yes, that's precisely the kind of galaxy I Obi-Want to live in. - Matty Malaprop

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This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop

Let us all judge not by the color of skin, but by the proper grooming thereof. - Matty Malaprop

Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

Kale Mary, full of grapes... - Matty Malaprop

Dealwithit.OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.gif - Matty Malaprop

Only a couple of minutes? How can you be minute in multiples? - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop

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