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classic double meaning homophone literalism robbery runner similar sounding strawberry suffix - 6394452224
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

steak star wars chewy chewbacca wookiee double meaning classic - 6976825600
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I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

argument classic counter double meaning literalism proposal - 6174214912
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They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

spring idiom literalism classic corner - 7121651968
By Unknown
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He's been feeling pretty wound-up and stretched thin lately, so if you're not careful he might lash out at you. - Matty Malaprop

arch archenemies archenemy arches classic double meaning enemies Hall of Fame literalism - 5733477376
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Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

tearable tear terrible puns homophone double meaning literalism classic - 6660218880
By Spencer Jarrett
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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

baseball classic doctor who double meaning first base Hall of Fame literalism skit whos-on-first - 5325726976
By Richdog
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Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.