Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop
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By Sup123
It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop
By Snake73
It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop
By rhfjhguibhfr
They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop
By Lucky810
So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop
I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop
