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loofah similar sounding literalism classic martin luther king jr - 6928899584
By .Kenji
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You don't even want to know what the full-size version looks like! - Matty Malaprop

classic double meaning geology Hall of Fame hard name punk question rock test three types - 5145361664
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Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

camping classic double meaning homophones in in tents intense literalism tents trip - 6425281536
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

argument classic counter double meaning literalism proposal - 6174214912
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They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

baseball classic doctor who double meaning first base Hall of Fame literalism skit whos-on-first - 5325726976
By Richdog
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Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.

steak star wars chewy chewbacca wookiee double meaning classic - 6976825600
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I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

classic compliments double meaning literalism rock rule ruler - 6630780928
By Meqad
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Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

big classic double meaning energy fan Hall of Fame literalism renewable - 6324098304
Via Reddit
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I'm also pretty into renewable energy, but my activist days are over. All that shouting and preaching left me terribly winded. - Matty Malaprop

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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop