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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop

Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

I hope this FANtastic comic blows you away

Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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