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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

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Viagra: It makes Santa go 'round the world. - Matty Malaprop

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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

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But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop