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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

... because that's totally the kind of business an enterprising super villain (hero?) would go into... yeah... - Matty Malaprop

The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop