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My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

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And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop