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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

I hope this FANtastic comic blows you away

Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

I. HATE. EVERYONE. I hate Cody H less than Matt Piece, but still. Different degrees, same underlying disgust. - Matty Malaprop

This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.