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The dumbest things that people have ever heard. | tocanofd 9h S 1 Award sat next girl bio who got 40% on our first test. She seemed quite pleased and said now she only needed get 40% again have an average 80 O Reply 1 222

Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard

The cluelessness is strong with these ones.
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People describe the most ruthless rejections that they've ever endured. | Geotis 10y asked girl out. She said "yes" and gave her number alled reject hotline. Took while shake one off.

Most Ruthless Rejections People Have Endured

People can be real heartless.
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A collection of comebacks that were too clever for their own good | They think haircuts are un-American Well very observant them because aren't American, actually The Beatles | Boomers: Why are there holes jeans rip those yourself? Gen Z: Why are there holes ozone rip those yourself? Millennials: laughing Leo Dicaprio

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Gold Stars

Plain old nailed it.
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dad fires son for stealing from job | Posted by u/E11451913 1 day ago 14 10 3 15 13 AITA firing my son? Not hole Throwaway because don't want this seen on my main account get straight issue. My M43 17 year old son Adam has been trying become independent and preparing move college but struggling find job own private warehouse as side job earn living. My wife suggested hire my son work at warehous. Moving boxes, brining workers lunch, helping with cleaning kind stuff. She said is both our benefits

Dad Fires His Son for Stealing from Work

Ah, the old "my dad's the boss" mentality.
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A collection of funny moments from different people on Tinder | And see Marvel fan if told currently speaking superman would tell Superman is DC. Gesendet

Shameless, Strange, And Funny Tinder Moments

Some pickup lines actually work.
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karen objects to her son getting married during the wedding ceremony cringeworthy fail

Karen Objects At Son's Wedding

Get it together, Karen.
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Gettin' Real Serious Up in This House Right Now...

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Created by Kyle Stewart ( Via www.housepetscomic.com )
bad products and services people said never again | zaagan-daas More Dollar Tree shredded cheese. Just. Don't. Please don't be like and try NitroTitan 16.0k points 2 days ago dollar store my area has $1 steaks can't imagine trusting 1 steak not kill

Things People Bought and Said "Never Again"

Hindsight is spending more on cheese.
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Zippo's Not Down for a Double Header

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Created by Whiteoverblue

Tired Of Bad Drivers

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Man doesn't evacuate for hurricane soon enough, and ends up sheltering with lions | r/tifu Join u/nuqlick TIFU by not evacuating hurricane early enough and ending up shelter with lions L shared this story before on reddit long time ago, but someone told belongs this sub This happened within past few years. Not gonna name hurricane or zoo, because don't want zoo get hate mail about treatment animals or anything really they did phenomenal job with this being during hurricane, and don't

Man Evacuates For Hurricane Late, Ends Up Sheltering With Lions

Definite yikes.
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didn't age well, aged like milk, cringe, hindsight, hitler, climate change, spongebob squarepands, bitcoin, technology, twitter, memes, facepalm, fail | Let this magic mineral, ASBESTOS buildings protect on farm! JOHRS HANVILLE Asbestos magic mineral Middle Ages. Today, still magic mineral; fireproof, rot-proof, and practically indestructible. combined with portland cement is manufactured into products which are especially important on farm,because they provide permanent protection against fire

17 Past Proclamations That Aged Like Milk

Hindsight is 20/20
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Or Maybe He Was µrdered by His Roofer...

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

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This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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Created by C-fax ( Via Reddit )
A choosing beggar expects their A/C unit to be delivered for free, and gets rejected | Is really free? Is still available accepted request is still available and yes 's free because can't carry this 120lb thing by myself lol But there is another person who messaged before did, so let give her opportunity first and will get back Let's keep our fingers crossed! ok am single mother and could really use right now. Can have Hello will give her opportunity until tomorrow and if don't hear back her

Choosing Beggar Expects Free A/C To Be Delivered, Gets Rejected

The whole free package was just too much.
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