FAIL

There are hurdles even here. - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose soccer with two balls would be a rather fascinating game to watch... - Matty Malaprop

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

Shouldn't it say "ewe were a wild one," though? #nitpicking #butseriously - Matty Malaprop

Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds to me like someone just got puppwned. - Matty Malaprop

CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

But I'll let it fly I guess... BECAUSE OMG LOOK AT THOSE DERPY POOFY CHEEKS. - Matty Malaprop