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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds to me like someone just got puppwned. - Matty Malaprop

Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop