I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop
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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up.
I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.
From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn't have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn't care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents' fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.
Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop
... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop
Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.
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We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop
CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop
