Yikes. This entitled musician had the audacity to ask a talented drummer to fly out from Germany on their own dime, and also play the commercial gig for free. When confronted on the absurdity of the "offer", the choosing beggar tries to play the lame "do it for the love of music" card. Yeah, the love is great and all, but people gotta eat, my dude. Clearly, there was no wiggle room in this guy's entitled little bubble.
If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop
You never know what you're going to find behind the next "right swipe" in the wild world of Tinder. Some people that use the app are actually able to strike up a reasonable conversation that gives way to a legitimate relationship on down the road. Other folks use the app to try out the best and worst of their pickup lines that they have on hand. The following collection of moments from Tinder have some wins, fails, and just generally shameless one-liners.
Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.
We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop
Imagine taking a seat in this room on your first day, and then realizing that the Shabooya roll call is a thing, and it's happening right in front of you. If you're like me, you're looking for that Exit sign and dipping ship ASAP.
Man, we've seen our fair share of lovers' quarrels, and this one is certainly full of its own kind of ridiculous behavior. We have a boyfriend who seems like he's completely hooked on the gaming, and won't stop no matter what he hears. The girlfriend in question asks the folks of Reddit whether or not she's in the wrong for cutting him off like she did. Seems like she had no other choice.
Man, to have been the tech support involved with this conundrum. What started as an innocent enough update from the customer about the online ordering system not working, ended up evolving into a full on mess. Technology can be wildly frustrating like that. One little piece being moved around can bring the whole dang tower toppling down.
Check out some more tech support drama with this belligerent customer who wouldn't cooperate with tech support.
Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop
There are way too many instances of choosing beggars complicating situations that involve people literally offering them free stuff. We're getting a strong vibe in this interaction that the choosing beggar was just dishing out all the excuses, to avoid having to do any actual "work" for their free A/C unit. Gotta love the aggressive positivity from the charitable person offering up the A/C.
Check out some more juicy choosing beggar drama with this owner who responded to an absolutely ridiculous review of their auto shop.