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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

We wanted to launch the site earlier, but do you have ANY idea how long it took to acquire a good backlog of Magikarp LoLz? - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop

Shouldn't it say "ewe were a wild one," though? #nitpicking #butseriously - Matty Malaprop

The real definition of a Trap Queen might outweigh this costume's punny or light-hearted spirit.