That feeling when a customer comes in 2 hours before close...

A super aunt can only be so 'super'

Beam me all the way up

Men can't use kitchens?

Covers all ground

Bad parenting, much?

Fur real?

Life is a highway

His grandma is his #1 supporter

Can Christmas please wait for payday??

There's always next Christmas...

If there's one thing I can't stand , it's a litterer. I can't think of a single justification for littering, I believe. Just wait until there is an available trashcan, I promise everything will be okay. Littering makes our communities worse and highlights selfish behavior. Sure, nobody might call you out for it at the moment, but if you're around someone like me who despises it, then you will get your due. I believe all it takes is one meaningful interaction from a trusted source to get littere…

How far would you drive for a meal?

The mind can really play tricks on you

... Should I have a fourth?

Failure is inevitable