While we appreciate how wonderfully world-opening the internet is, there are some serious drawbacks to everyone feeling they have a soapbox. There's no greater example of this than restaurant reviews from rude and entitled people. Yelp gives obnoxious people another outlet for, well, being obnoxious. Fortunately, some business owners refuse to let the aggression stand, and opt to bite right back.

Heyo, you've made it to Thursday, which means it's just about Friday. We think that's reason to celebrate, so grab a glass of wine (if you're of age). And Hell, you can celebrate even if it's a frickin' Tuesday because Tuesday is the absolute worst. We're not here to judge.

Need some memes to peruse while you're on the toilet? You searching for a distraction, or a reward after your long day at work? These funny memes and stupid shitposts will probably satisfy these cravings!

A new Twitter texting challenge popped up on the social media site last week, and it is saucy as hell. User @kennielaine tweeted that she texts her man to make a "dick appointment" daily, and inspired @babyb0nes to have some fun. She tweeted "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." and in the week following went completely viral. The responses are hilarious, lewd, and some are just plain mean. 

We know that people claiming x, y, or z is their spirit animal has become pretty tired, but these memes and tweets definitely resonate with our self-deprecating asses. Whether you're roasting yourself for being a lazy POS or for eating your weight in food every day, there's something for that'll satisfy the self-dragger in everyone.

Okay, we have to admit that here at Membase we're a little obsessed with "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, but how could you not be? The song is a frickin' bop that went from Tik Tok viral sensation to having well over 78 million streams on Spotify.

And if you, like many people, have no clue in hell what the lyrics are saying or are curious about what they actually mean, we've got you covered with the video below. Enjoy!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road

I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

We've been inundated with Avengers: Endgame memes for over a month, and we're happy to report that there's finally one making the rounds that doesn't involve Josh Brolin's Thanos. These memes focus instead on the Hulk and Thor, played by Mark Ruffalo and Chris Hemsworth. The photos used are of Hulk trying out the Infinity gauntlet and Thor giving him two thumbs up when it actually works. It's mostly  being used to illustrate situations in which people are impressed by feats that are decidedly unimpressive. Here are our favorites.

If you've been living under a rock for the past few years, then you may not have noticed large corporations and their tendencies to adorn absolutely everything in their power with rainbows and sparkles during Pride month. 

These brands are being criticized for only hopping on the marriage-equality wagon after strong evidence that it helps to sell more products. Aside from that, the move is just straight-up cringey and kind of reminds us of the "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids" meme.

Move over Airpodsand make way for the newest and stupidest thing you could possibly buy with your precious, hard-earned stacks of dollar bills: the Apple Pro Stand for only $999! What does it do, you ask? Why, it holds up your newly purchased Mac Pro desktop, which costs a cool $6,000 or more! Yes, you read that correctly - the Apple Pro Stand literally...holds things up.

And to further put that price into perspective, the glorified stand costs more than an iPhone X. Just let that sink in for a minute. But hey, no one ever said that Apple products were affordable, and for that they're getting roasted by us plebs who can't afford literally any of their products!

We've been fans of Martin Rosner's Hot Paper Comics since we first stumbled upon them on Reddit. While we love all of his work, this series that reverses the roles of dogs and humans is our favorite yet. Despite the canine-focus, this is a comic that anyone will appreciate. Well, maybe until the last, tearjerker of a panel. Goddamn.

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If you like memes. If you like stupidity. If you like distractions, you've come to the right place.

Well, you've made it through the worst half of the week. Let's celebrate by scrolling mindlessly through memesyou'll forget as soon as you close the web page!