On your marks

A round of applause for the chair in your bedroom that's only purpose is to hold the clean clothes you don't want to put away.

Say bye to your free babysitting!

By the blue purple yellow red water

Squeaky

"She got upset and said I was being selfish and punishing her kids for something that wasn’t their fault."

Trust is a slippery thing. You want to trust the people you love , but it takes time. Especially if you've been burned before, it can take a heck of a long time to rebuild your trust in others. Sometimes, this is a bad thing. You close people off from getting to really know you because you're scared that they might hurt you, even if they've given you no reason not to trust them. This is what therapy is good for. But in other cases, it's good not to trust someone. Because you think you might kno…

Sometimes you don't choose bed rot, bed rot chooses you

Raise your glass

That's her son's money

Pitch perfect

Time to code

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

Fails for all

Now Andy knows how it feels

There they go