Steve Buscemi is a king

Good luck with the deposit

Give me a moment while I consult my Guinness Book of Plan-Cancelling Excuses

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

The future is now

Go home!

Tough life kid

For changing to your summer tires

Taking the initiative

Hot n fresh

Happy-go-lucky on the outside, consumed by the ever-looming darkness that goes beyond the void of nothingness and heartbreak in the headphones.

Everybody here has had some experience working in customer service. A number of us had jobs in theaters, motels, fast-food restaurants, and various other places. It's safe to say that working as a server was one of the hardest jobs I've ever had. For the most part, we felt like human punching bags that people might use to get even as they were traveling to and from work. Still, the job taught us to be tough, so in honor of the countless hours spent rushing from one irate client to the next, we'…

Lead who?

It's not much, but it's honest work

Ever heard of checking your statement?

Joke's on you