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Via landondonovan
Landon Donovan dropped a thinly veiled reference to USMNT boss Jurgen Klinsmann leaving him off the World Cup roster in 2014 allegedly because of Donovan's age, praising veteran 35-year-old women's team veteran Abby Wambach despite the fact that she only played 10 minutes during the team's 2-0 over Germany on Tuesday. ESPN commentator Alexei Lalas fired back at Donovan with this zinger:
Agreed. @J_Klinsmann should have taken @AbbyWambach. https://t.co/YSB2atDagU
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) July 1, 2015Ooh snap! Any thoughts, Landon? Wait, didn't Lalas pick Germany to win the match?
Haha. Still rooting for Germany? https://t.co/DLUd5IskP1
— Landon Donovan (@landondonovan) July 1, 2015Counter-zinger, b*tch!
John Lewis is famous for releasing a touching Christmas advertisement every year. Of course there's another John Lewis who ends up getting all the Tweets that people direct to the department store and he's just a guy living in America. Fortunately, he has a great sense of humor about it.
The best novelty Twitter account this side of wint, Pakalu Papito is a sassy, self-deprecating Indian man who may or not actually be an Indian man. He could be a team of Indian men combining their collective wit. He could be an Indian woman. He could be wint. Who knows? What we do know is this: he's funny as sh*t.
Via @HouseofCards
After David Cameron (and lots of other politicians) have been implicated in the Panama Papers debacle, the hit TV show 'House of Cards' dug up the above old Tweet from the British prime minister to troll him with this gif. 
