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Fresh & Funny Tweets For Very Bored People

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She'll be Here All Week, Folks

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Sorry, Ya Hosers!

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The Right to Speak With Your Gun

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Funny memes, tweets, and tumblr posts collected from Reddit, r/brandnewsentence | Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town OCar over handicapped parking sign. | Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse Happy two year anniversary. Here's us looking more alike with each passing year until single beast with four arms and four legs runs at top speed 50mph and screams like baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods many more!

Creative Posts From Internet Poets

Move over, Shakespeare.
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Who Cares What It Says? It's Right!

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Funny dank memes, credit card declines memes, reddit memes, therapy, tattoo artists | Tattoo artist tattoo is done. Credit card *declines* Tattoo artist : peeling potato | Doctor removed bullet skull My card declines Doctor made with mematic person pointing gun at themselves

'Credit Card Declines' Memes Imagine Salty Instances Of Revenge

Glad the people who serve us are not this petty.
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Nazing to See Here, No Sir

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Location, Location, Location

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Bad Advice, Shitty Pro Tips, Funny Memes, Life Hacks, Advice, Funny | bad boy @badboychadhoy my credit score is low but 's because want protect myself identity theft. no one can take out mortgage my name if can't even take out mortgage my name.

30 Terrible Tips & Life Hacks Nobody Should Try

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Former Baltimore Ravens Coach Brian Billick Lays Down the Burn on Twitter

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I've Got Bad News for You, Buddy

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Tom Brady for 2016!

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