Just because graphic design is your passion, doesn't mean you should do it for a living. Some designers fail to understand the importance of formatting and texture, and missing the mark can result in an unintended, but often hilarious new meaning. The same goes for industrial design, signage, and photo retouching. Sometimes design can be so bad, it's downright dangerous. For example, you should probably be able to see the steps you're about to descend and not an optical illusion of a flat surface. Let these cursed images be a lesson to anyone considering getting into a design field.
Puns may be the simplest form of humor, but sometimes simple things are great. Are puns sometimes teeth-chatteringly painful to read? Absolutely. But sometimes they're really clever. These ones can be a mixed bag. For another kind of bag of dad jokes, here's another sackful of puns to spill all over.
You know George Washington and John Hancock as Founding Fathers. But what about George Washington, successful whiskey distiller? Or John Hancock, fortified wine importer?
Take John Adams, second president of the United States and father of the sixth, who started each day with a tankard of cider. Adams also served as lawyer for Hancock, who got into a kerfuffle in 1768 when the British seized his sloop, the Liberty, in Boston Harbor, claiming - charges that didn't stick - that Hancock had avoided paying duties on most of his shipment of Madeira, a fortified wine.