The Roman empire was cut in half with a pair of...Caesars.

Hehehe.

These tweets are pure gold!

We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough.

You've all probably heard guys getting roasted for having a mattress on the floor, a single chair and a console in their rooms. The stereotype may be unfair, but it's officially spawned an addictive Twitter meme. Users are combining the text with photos of their favorite (and least favorite) figures and characters, as well as mixing in shots from their favorite television shows. The results, as expected, are pretty hilarious.

We don't deserve dogs! );