Probably shouldn't have had an entire bottle of wine to myself on Black Friday...

Pre-zoomer nostalgia

Enjoy with a Hamm's and a bowl of chili

Roger Ebert is quaking

Is she wrong, though?

That elf ain't gonna shelf itself...

Natty gains only

Don't disturb me in my chipmunk enclosure

Bird app nonsense

How novel

Generosity is important

Warm ye bones

Just cause you're easily spooked doesn't mean you're not brave enough for these memes!

Artistic humor

How clean is too clean?

Imagine you pick up a new hobby for yourself after work, and let's say it's a manicure. You buy the kit and work hard at making your nails look good and presentable. Some time and effort later, you feel good enough to help out your friends, whose nails are also hopeless. But first, before you hang out with your friends, you bring it to work, because you don't really feel like driving home and then going out again with your friends. You quickly realize that it was a mistake to bring said kit to…