After a long day of working, schooling or taking care of the kids we really don't want to think. We want memes and we want 'em dumb.

Biology and evolution are pretty crazy, and these tweets point out just how absurd some specimens of the animal kingdom really are. Like, for real, who the hell decided to give spiders butt ropes? Were they not already terrifying enough as is? On the bright side, thank God they can't fly though, amirite?

While stereotypes generally have negative connotations, there's something to be said about poking for at our lives and our selves. This trending Twitter meme does just that, with users riffing on their "greatest hits," basically the phrases that most frequently leave their mouths. The results are clever, relatable, and endlessly entertaining.