We know that roasts involve people literally asking for it, but also...why? Guess some people are just confident enough to not be legitimately and deeply hurt by it, and honestly we're pretty envious of that. This round of Reddit roasts takes the form of insulting sketches (made by SketchyCrab) that highlight the victim's worst features!

Who on earth doesn't love Jeff Goldblum? Psychos, that's who. Seriously, the dude is classy AF and honestly kind of hot for a moderately old guy. We'd almost go as far as to say he's a cult-classic. 

So here are 16 Jeff Goldblum memes in honor of one of our favorite dudes on the internet.

It's official: James the Intern is our new hero. We're not sure if it counts as schadenfreude, but the dude's lovable buffoonery (as told in a series of epic tweets) is something we definitely feel slightly guilty for enjoying.

We really appreciate you all! That's why we love bringing you the best memes we can find, straight from the weirdest corners of the internet, just so you don't have to!

Well would ya look at that, it's already Friday! Time flies when you're having fun, right? Just kidding, let's be real here, you weren't having fun because your job sucks! As a consolation, here are some memes!

Fancy things require over-the-top, bougie care instructions, apparently. At least for the Apple Card anyway. 

Apple published instructions for keeping your Apple credit card lookin' shiny the other day and people couldn't help but notice how ridiculous some of the steps are. No leather, denim, or loose change can come in contact with your card if you want to keep it from getting discolored. 

Got it, soooo just never have it touch anything then...?

Fridays are tough. The day promises freedom, and yet seems to drag longer than any other day of the week. The "light at the end of the tunnel" which for us, equals a cold beer, hard seltzer, or a glass of wine (or a martini if you're nasty) is all that's getting us through the day. Hopefully these memes will help you til you can head to the bar. Just remember to drink responsibly. After all, you wouldn't want to destroy your whole weekend of freedom, would you?

As shallow tabloids go, the Daily Mail is one of the worst offenders out there. The publication is famous for "reporting" on female celebrities faces and figures as they go about their days. Some of their choice headlines today include "Christine McGuinness flaunts her tanned and toned figure in an underboob baring thong bikini as she hits the beach in Mallorca" and "Ashley Graham puts growing baby bump on display in black leggings to workout... as she praises her fans for sharing their stretch mark photos". Twitter account @MaleDaily1 (The Daily Male) is here to flip these sketchy reporting practices and apply them to all your favorite male celebrities. Reading about Danny Devito "pouring" into a black outfit and Piers' Morgan "hiding his famous hourglass physique" really shows you just how awful the Daily Mail is about featuring women. We're not sure if this account will flip the script on their reporting, but we hope that it'll make the general public a bit more aware regarding these gender discrepancies. In the meantime, the photoshops are wildly funny, and we can't wait for more.

This meme was inspired by YouTuber and internet personality Egoraptor, AKA Arin Hanson. People have been using a still of him saying "do it again" to represent moments of forgetfulness, among other amusing and strange workings of the human brain.

Smash Mouth's 'All-Star' is a meme all its own (as can be proved in our lists here and here) but one good samaritan by the name of Isaac Meyer decided to take his devotion to the next level by translating the popular tune into the ancient language of Aramaic. And then translating it back to English. The nearly prophetic-sounding translation went viral after being tweeted by Jen Maglio, and people on Twitter went absolutely nuts over it. After haters started to argue with the translation's authenticity, Meyer himself uploaded a video performing his translation and shutting down the doubtful whiners. We're far from experts in ancient languages, but this sh*t is unbelievably entertaining. We choose to believe in the translation's authenticity, and thank Meyer for helping the world, one Aramaic translation at a time.

These memes are for the downtrodden and the depressed. The lonely and the anxious. They're also for people who are normally happy and bubbly, but are now feeling a case of the summertime sadness. We see you, and we hear you. And you're certainly not alone.