You know it's a true friendship when you can send your friend really bizarre text messages like these. Some of them are so clever that we really wish we had thought of them. But alas, we'll never be this clever.
We love roasting people as much as the next guy, but we have got to admit it doesn't take a whole lot of wit or bravery to insult a person. It's a sacrificial self-own, in an attempt to really roast someone else, that garners our highest respect. And memers have started circulating some seriously fire examples of these sacrifices. The meme uses a Call of Duty perk, Martyrdom, and pairs it with examples of self-roasting from Reddit and beyond. The resulting memes are riotously funny, and we've put together the cream of the crop just for you.
As the weather gets colder and our moods get darker, our taste for memes gets spicier. These dank memes are not your momma's memes: they cover topics that your boss certainly wouldn't appreciate. But if you're tired of fluffy doggos or cute wholesome memes, they'll definitely satisfy your savage cravings. Just don't be surprised if one or two of these offends you.
The final trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker was released yesterday, and damn, we are feeling some feels. The intense trailer left us with chills and watery eyes, but many Star Wars fans are more preoccupied with a shot of a soaking wet Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) approaching Rey in a moody and stormy standoff scene on wreckage of the Death Star. To say that people are acting thirsty would be an understatement. While we don't see the appeal, the thirst isn't hurting anyone. You can read the mouth-frothing tweets and watch the trailer below.
Remember the story of the sled dog team we shared a couple weeks ago? You briefly got to meet Grinch, the dopiest member of the team with a brain equivalent to a box of rocks. Well, Grinch's mom Blair Braverman just shared this adorable story about his sledding mishaps that warmed our icy hearts right up.
We don't mean to show our age, but damn, we hope schools have started incorporating history memes into lesson plans. We'd have been a whole lot more engaged if we could laugh through the classes - especially AP European History. This big gallery covers everything from Ancient Rome through World War II, a veritable smorgasbord of historical humor. So happy scrolling. You may end up smarter for it.
Happy hump day, friends! To celebrate getting through most of the week, we've put together yet another batch of moderately fresh memes for your viewing pleasure. They won't actually make the day go by any faster, but they might make it a little easier on your broken and bored souls.
Aren't you lucky that you have us here to give you the entertainment that you needed today? It's a pretty good feeling knowing that you don't have to sit there and stare at the wall!
To anyone parenting a toddler or otherwise young child - it will get better, just stick with it. Probably. Actually we don't know because we don't have kids. So godspeed to you and we hope that it does in fact get better with age. On the bright side, you can look forward to the day your kids move out of the house and you can get some goddamn peace and quiet, right?
While we can't claim to be well-versed in every singleFrozen song, Disney has a pretty permanent place in our icy cold hearts. We grew up on the movies, and still get "Under the Sea" stuck in our heads more frequently than we'd like to admit. This mix of Disney isn't limited to old school fans, though. There's a little something for everyone. Equal opportunityDisney content, y'all.
These Skyrim memes are perfect for our gamer friends who need their fix of a little video game humor. Skyrim is the perfect game for those interested in both fantasy and medieval history - none of it is real, obviously, but that almost makes it better!
Want even more Skyrim material? We've got you covered.
