This image went viral today after it was posted to Reddit's r/antiwork community. The photo shows a notice that was posted in an apparent break room notifying workers of changes to policy regarding worker breaks. The changes prohibit workers from taking their breaks in their vehicles and require workers to instead take their breaks in “approved areas”. “Breaks and lunches will no longer be allowed to be taken in your vehicles.” the notice reads. “Approved areas are the breakroom and picnic area…

Getting together with your family during the holidays can be extremely stressful. There's travel to worry about and food to make, but most crucially, there's the pressure and desire for everybody to get along. Some of us come from bloodlines that get into screaming matches over store-bought pumpkin pie. Others might be the product of a passive-aggressive lineage where your aunt implies a lot of shady stuff about you while watching the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade. There is one thing that can b…

"Turkeyologists all over the world know it as... Thankskilling!"

My seasonal depression is in its final form.

Imagination gone wild

I don't think I'm the drama...

Wow

Family secrets are hit or miss. You can either discover something super rad about the people you see during Christmas and Thanksgiving or realize that they really are horrible people deep down. When you're a kid, every piece of new information you learn about your extended family feels like a long-hidden family secret. Even if this is not true by definition, I believe that anything once unknown to you that you learn about your family counts as a family secret. My grandma worked for a TV station…

Adorable

Some memes are plain. Mediocre. Washed up. They've been through the wringer one too many times, and now they don't work anymore. These memes are different. They're not only stunning but also gorgeous! You've surely never seen anything like them, and if you have, you can get your money back no questions asked. These kinds of words and images will make you think; they'll make you laugh, and overall have a far better day than you've been having so far. Basically, there are no downsides to putting…

Out here in New York City, most of us have too many neighbors to bother getting to know them. or communicate with anyone. While there are a few neighborhood or block associations that strive to bring the community together, but they can be pretty insular. People in my neighborhood don't use sites like Nextdoor to communicate. It's usually a quick "How ya doin?" or, when something is amiss, a quick complaint session on the sidewalk. Thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not the case in th…

It's time for gaming memes.

“What are you reading right now?” is one of the scariest questions an intellectual hot person can ask you. It's a question more loaded than a baked potato because there is a correct and incorrect answer to it.

On Christmas Day, customers usually have enough shame to not show up at a fast food place. They ask insecure questions about when the company lets the employees go home. When you deliver the sad news that you're working until closing, they retreat to their table to eat their McChicken with embarrassed expressions. Unfortunately, during Thanksgiving, customers have a lot less shame. They find it incredibly quirky to go to Popeyes for Thanksgiving instead of cooking a homemade meal. Working in fa…

Plate up

What dish am I bringing this year? BEEF!