Must... lift...

Ever!

She's robbing him blind

Fascinating

It's not for her to say

T. G. I. A. T. (Thank God It's Almost Thanksgiving)

In my jim jams

Sometimes the perks of a job are just another way they're deceiving you. They make it sound appealing in the application and the interview, but then you get there and you realize mandated company bowling outings are more of a nuisance than they are a perk. This is true of a few things workplaces offer to make themselves seem more appealing. It's part of the bait-and-switch culture of the corporate world. They lure you in with ping pong in the break room and then you're slowly driven crazy by th…

Time to get viiibey!

She was out of line

The most aura

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Don't call, just text me

DnD can be a cruel mistress . She can giveth, and she can taketh away. Some days you're having an amazing run where you're slaying dragons left and right, getting good dice rolls, and working perfectly with your team. On other days, though, the puzzles seem impossible, you're bickering with your teammates, and you can't seem to roll anything worth writing home about. This is the nature of any hobby . You go through periods where it feeds you creatively and you feel good at it, and other times y…

Jeet yet?

The rush of making someone else laugh cannot be denied. It's one of the best feelings in the world, especially if you get a laugh from someone who doesn't give it up easily. Some folks are laugh-happy, they'll giggle at almost anything you throw their way. Those people are essential to the fabric of society, but getting a laugh from them doesn't feel like you've accomplished anything. The stoic ones, on the other hand, are a comedian's white whale. They can come in many shapes and forms: your s…