Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Angry Phillies Fans
~~ LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, THIS GAME IS SICK, I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR BASEBALL STICK ~~
Inb4 "A baseball stick is called a bat."
LeBron James and Dwayne Wade Totally Look Like Crybabies
Hush, little players, don't you cry Your agent's gonna get you an extra million-point-five And if that money isn't enough He'll get you more endorsements and other stuff
Brett Keisel (of the Pittsburgh Steelers) Totally Looks Like Yukon Cornelius
Excuse me, Mr. Keisel, would you mind pulling your hat down just a little farther? Thanks, but just a little more still? OK, almost there. Ah, that's it! Now I can't see your face at all!